I’ve listened to you America. Every week I get letters from readers wondering why I spend so much of my time writing about Paris, fame addiction and wacky left-wing liberals who oppose the war in Iraq. The truth is, I do it all for you. There is a method to the madness. Anyway, since I’m also accused of kicking the celebrated when they’re down —which is really hard to do since some are just a hop, skip and a jump away from Hell (Yo Brit, can you hear me down there girl?), I’ve decided to redeem myself by paying homage to a whole slew of celebrities who have provided us with weeks of riveting off-screen performances throughout the summer with the inaugural Whatevah Awards.
The award’s unique design — conceived by Paris Hilton’s former cellmates at the Lynwood Correctional Facility (Hollywood’s preferred jailhouse) — features a pair of sterling silver handcuffs sitting atop the letters “WTF.”