So that's why Jordan obsessed up with husband Peter Andre – the singer boasts that his manhood is the size of a Sky remote control. 'I'm proud of it, though,' says Peter, 34. 'I've measured it.' But Jordan, 29 - aka Katie Price - doesn't agree. She thinks it's bigger.
'Just so you know at home, it's the size of the Sky+ one,' she insists. 'The one with the grey bits on – that's bigger than the normal remote.'